Alright so you now how people can randomly add you on to their msn lists and start talking to you? well haven't you ever thought, you know I can jsut make upan all new me right here and now...why don't I???? Well I did and here it is in gruesomely small print so it doesn't take up that much room:
nevermind, screw the small print it isn't working how I want it to.
Austin:
WHO ARE YOU
Rachel:
a girl
Austin:
really? crap I thought you were a guy...then at least I'd have someone to seriously flirt with
Rachel:
are you a guy?
Austin:
do you want me to be?
Rachel:
are you bi?
Austin:
If you'd like
Rachel:
your confusing me
Austin:
well maybe you're the one confusing me
Rachel:
so are you a guy or girl?
Austin:
all I wanted to know is who you are
Austin:
like if I know you in person or if you're a random msn person
Rachel:
my name is rachel
Austin:
wood?
Rachel:
no
Austin:
weist?
Rachel:
no
Austin:
Baker? Keiser?
Rachel:
no and no
Austin:
alright so I don't know you
Rachel:
okay now you
Rachel:
what is your name?
Austin:
Todd
Rachel:
you have a gf, or are you bi or gay?
Austin:
I'm bi
Rachel:
seriously?
Austin:
why does that scare you?
Rachel:
no
Austin:
ok then there you are
Rachel:
cause i am too
Rachel:
do you cyber?
Rachel:
and if so what is it?
Austin:
nope, honestly it seems pathetic to me
Rachel:
oh
Austin:
no offense
Austin:
is it what Ithink it is?
Austin:
or is it something different?
Rachel:
i dunno i was asking you
Austin:
well by cyber I think you mean cyber sex as in we type to eachother about all the nasty things we would do/are doing to eachother while we both sit alone at our respective computers and beat it/finger it.
Austin:
is that what you mean?
Rachel:
i dunno but a guy asked me to do it and i was asking you
Austin:
you are a girl right?
Rachel:
ya
Austin:
you aren't a virgin are you?
Rachel:
yeap
Rachel:
i am a vigin
Austin:
really?
Austin:
that's interesting
Austin:
I am too
Austin:
what a concept
Austin:
too people that eitehr have morals or not enough guts to go out an lose it
Rachel:
i just haven't found the right person to loose it to
Austin:
ah I see so if you found the right guy/gal you's give it up
Austin:
what makes one of these people the "right" person?
Rachel:
well if i am attracted to that person, if that person makes me feel good about my self, treats me right you know that kind of things
Austin:
so it's all about how they makeyou feel?
Rachel:
that is my opinion yes
Austin:
alright
Austin:
haveyou ever had a significant other who hit you?
Rachel:
no and i hope that never happens
Austin:
that's good
Austin:
for your sake I hope so too
Austin:
haveyou had a lot of boyfriends/girlfriends?
Rachel:
no alot of guy are looking for the girls that wear tight things and are girly and i am not one of them
Austin:
oh yeah? pretty butch are you?
Austin:
isthat you?
Rachel:
what?
Austin:
in the pic
Rachel:
no that is a guy i like from a group called simple plan
Austin:
oh simple plan
Austin:
so you are bi right?
Austin:
how many same sex friends have you had?
Austin:
and by friends I mean lovers or whatever you wantto call them
Rachel:
none alot of ppl think i am weird
Austin:
oh taht you're bi and yet have had no real experience with dating a girl?
Austin:
honestly, I thikn I'm basically straight
Austin:
like I've had a few sorta encounters
Austin:
but I think I was just searching you know//
Rachel:
i sometimes find myself attracted to girls but mostly guys so i think i am straight to
Austin:
I can appreciatea well formed penis
Austin:
but I'm straight I think
Rachel:
oh well either way u seem nice and what age are you?
Austin:
20
Austin:
you?
Rachel:
16
Austin:
still in high school eh? so is my brother
Austin:
grade 11
Austin:
?
Rachel:
oo does he have a gf?
Austin:
nope
Austin:
he's kinda weird
Austin:
maybe you guys would hit it off
Rachel:
lol
Austin:
no actually stay away from him
Rachel:
why?
Austin:
he just plays a lot of x-box and has like mostly male friends
Austin:
I call him gay and he gets mad at me
Austin:
haha
Rachel:
lol that is cool though
Austin:
oh yeah? do you play a lot of video games?
Rachel:
ya
Rachel:
does he have an e-mail? and is he fairly good looking or not?
Austin:
I dunno, the glasses kinda ruin it
Austin:
where are you from?
Rachel:
canada the cold country lol
Austin:
really? what province
Austin:
I'm from BC
Rachel:
on
Rachel:
*ON
Austin:
I see I have family there
Austin:
areyou italian?
Rachel:
no lol canadian, with german and scottish background
Rachel:
so what is your brothers e-maiL?
Austin:
hold on
Austin:
he's nervous
Rachel:
about what?
Austin:
he doesn't want me to give it out, he says you could be anyone
Austin:
I told him that he'll never get laid this way but he's being stupid
Rachel:
if i was anyone would i tell you all of my personal info
Austin:
that's what I say
Rachel:
lol
Austin:
he's weird
Rachel:
he's funny
Rachel:
lol
Austin:
give tit timne
Austin:
*it
Austin:
hah
Austin:
do you like asians?
Rachel:
ya there cool sometimes, why do you ask?
so e-mail? wouldn't it be funny if your bro and i hooked up lol
Austin:
it would be hard considering we're in BC an you're in ON
Austin:
liek I said give it time, he's being retarded right now
Rachel:
so i am not getting the e-mail am i ?
Austin:
not right now, honestly, I don't know it
Rachel:
is he there?
Austin:
it's like Jakub_nolight@hotmail.com or something
Austin:
no he's playing halo with some buddies downstairs
Rachel:
og
Austin:
I think that's why he's being all stupid
Austin:
if he was alone I think he'd give it
Austin:
cuz he'd like a girl friend, I know he would
Austin:
anyway I asked about asians because we're both japanese
Austin:
100%
Austin:
but grew up here so I we don't have an accent or anything
Austin:
I don't even speak it
Austin:
but I'd like to learn it
Rachel:
that is cool and then you could give me lessons lol
Rachel:
it would be cool if you and me hooked up lol
Austin:
you don't even know me
Rachel:
no but maybe i am just saying
Austin:
what if I had crabs or aids or something
Austin:
I get you
Rachel:
so just because of a disease, what if i like you for who you are and i dump you just because of a diease that is stupid
Austin:
even if it was aids?
Rachel:
even so
Austin:
wow you're pretty desperate
Austin:
jokes
Austin:
haha
Rachel:
better be lol
Rachel:
yo talk to u later, k? say hi to your bro for me lol
Austin:
k I will I'll tell him you like him and stuff
Rachel:
what
Rachel:
not
Austin:
give him smethign to think about in the shower or whatever
Rachel:
omg
Austin:
hahaha
Rachel:
you tell him that i will..... i wil do somethin lol
Austin:
alright maybe then he'll give you his e-mail
Rachel:
ya but so far you are meeting my standards lol
Austin:
really? they must be pretty low then
Austin:
I think I'm a pretty crappy catch
Rachel:
what the hell keep dissing me huh? and no you are nice from what i can tell
Austin:
I see well I guess that is your perogative
Rachel:
it is
Rachel:
and i will stick to it
Austin:
though most of my girl friends say that I suck and stuff
Rachel:
that is so mean
Rachel:
:(
Rachel:
okay talk to you tomorrow (ttyt) okay ?
Austin:
alright cya
nevermind, screw the small print it isn't working how I want it to.
Austin:
WHO ARE YOU
Rachel:
a girl
Austin:
really? crap I thought you were a guy...then at least I'd have someone to seriously flirt with
Rachel:
are you a guy?
Austin:
do you want me to be?
Rachel:
are you bi?
Austin:
If you'd like
Rachel:
your confusing me
Austin:
well maybe you're the one confusing me
Rachel:
so are you a guy or girl?
Austin:
all I wanted to know is who you are
Austin:
like if I know you in person or if you're a random msn person
Rachel:
my name is rachel
Austin:
wood?
Rachel:
no
Austin:
weist?
Rachel:
no
Austin:
Baker? Keiser?
Rachel:
no and no
Austin:
alright so I don't know you
Rachel:
okay now you
Rachel:
what is your name?
Austin:
Todd
Rachel:
you have a gf, or are you bi or gay?
Austin:
I'm bi
Rachel:
seriously?
Austin:
why does that scare you?
Rachel:
no
Austin:
ok then there you are
Rachel:
cause i am too
Rachel:
do you cyber?
Rachel:
and if so what is it?
Austin:
nope, honestly it seems pathetic to me
Rachel:
oh
Austin:
no offense
Austin:
is it what Ithink it is?
Austin:
or is it something different?
Rachel:
i dunno i was asking you
Austin:
well by cyber I think you mean cyber sex as in we type to eachother about all the nasty things we would do/are doing to eachother while we both sit alone at our respective computers and beat it/finger it.
Austin:
is that what you mean?
Rachel:
i dunno but a guy asked me to do it and i was asking you
Austin:
you are a girl right?
Rachel:
ya
Austin:
you aren't a virgin are you?
Rachel:
yeap
Rachel:
i am a vigin
Austin:
really?
Austin:
that's interesting
Austin:
I am too
Austin:
what a concept
Austin:
too people that eitehr have morals or not enough guts to go out an lose it
Rachel:
i just haven't found the right person to loose it to
Austin:
ah I see so if you found the right guy/gal you's give it up
Austin:
what makes one of these people the "right" person?
Rachel:
well if i am attracted to that person, if that person makes me feel good about my self, treats me right you know that kind of things
Austin:
so it's all about how they makeyou feel?
Rachel:
that is my opinion yes
Austin:
alright
Austin:
haveyou ever had a significant other who hit you?
Rachel:
no and i hope that never happens
Austin:
that's good
Austin:
for your sake I hope so too
Austin:
haveyou had a lot of boyfriends/girlfriends?
Rachel:
no alot of guy are looking for the girls that wear tight things and are girly and i am not one of them
Austin:
oh yeah? pretty butch are you?
Austin:
isthat you?
Rachel:
what?
Austin:
in the pic
Rachel:
no that is a guy i like from a group called simple plan
Austin:
oh simple plan
Austin:
so you are bi right?
Austin:
how many same sex friends have you had?
Austin:
and by friends I mean lovers or whatever you wantto call them
Rachel:
none alot of ppl think i am weird
Austin:
oh taht you're bi and yet have had no real experience with dating a girl?
Austin:
honestly, I thikn I'm basically straight
Austin:
like I've had a few sorta encounters
Austin:
but I think I was just searching you know//
Rachel:
i sometimes find myself attracted to girls but mostly guys so i think i am straight to
Austin:
I can appreciatea well formed penis
Austin:
but I'm straight I think
Rachel:
oh well either way u seem nice and what age are you?
Austin:
20
Austin:
you?
Rachel:
16
Austin:
still in high school eh? so is my brother
Austin:
grade 11
Austin:
?
Rachel:
oo does he have a gf?
Austin:
nope
Austin:
he's kinda weird
Austin:
maybe you guys would hit it off
Rachel:
lol
Austin:
no actually stay away from him
Rachel:
why?
Austin:
he just plays a lot of x-box and has like mostly male friends
Austin:
I call him gay and he gets mad at me
Austin:
haha
Rachel:
lol that is cool though
Austin:
oh yeah? do you play a lot of video games?
Rachel:
ya
Rachel:
does he have an e-mail? and is he fairly good looking or not?
Austin:
I dunno, the glasses kinda ruin it
Austin:
where are you from?
Rachel:
canada the cold country lol
Austin:
really? what province
Austin:
I'm from BC
Rachel:
on
Rachel:
*ON
Austin:
I see I have family there
Austin:
areyou italian?
Rachel:
no lol canadian, with german and scottish background
Rachel:
so what is your brothers e-maiL?
Austin:
hold on
Austin:
he's nervous
Rachel:
about what?
Austin:
he doesn't want me to give it out, he says you could be anyone
Austin:
I told him that he'll never get laid this way but he's being stupid
Rachel:
if i was anyone would i tell you all of my personal info
Austin:
that's what I say
Rachel:
lol
Austin:
he's weird
Rachel:
he's funny
Rachel:
lol
Austin:
give tit timne
Austin:
*it
Austin:
hah
Austin:
do you like asians?
Rachel:
ya there cool sometimes, why do you ask?
so e-mail? wouldn't it be funny if your bro and i hooked up lol
Austin:
it would be hard considering we're in BC an you're in ON
Austin:
liek I said give it time, he's being retarded right now
Rachel:
so i am not getting the e-mail am i ?
Austin:
not right now, honestly, I don't know it
Rachel:
is he there?
Austin:
it's like Jakub_nolight@hotmail.com or something
Austin:
no he's playing halo with some buddies downstairs
Rachel:
og
Austin:
I think that's why he's being all stupid
Austin:
if he was alone I think he'd give it
Austin:
cuz he'd like a girl friend, I know he would
Austin:
anyway I asked about asians because we're both japanese
Austin:
100%
Austin:
but grew up here so I we don't have an accent or anything
Austin:
I don't even speak it
Austin:
but I'd like to learn it
Rachel:
that is cool and then you could give me lessons lol
Rachel:
it would be cool if you and me hooked up lol
Austin:
you don't even know me
Rachel:
no but maybe i am just saying
Austin:
what if I had crabs or aids or something
Austin:
I get you
Rachel:
so just because of a disease, what if i like you for who you are and i dump you just because of a diease that is stupid
Austin:
even if it was aids?
Rachel:
even so
Austin:
wow you're pretty desperate
Austin:
jokes
Austin:
haha
Rachel:
better be lol
Rachel:
yo talk to u later, k? say hi to your bro for me lol
Austin:
k I will I'll tell him you like him and stuff
Rachel:
what
Rachel:
not
Austin:
give him smethign to think about in the shower or whatever
Rachel:
omg
Austin:
hahaha
Rachel:
you tell him that i will..... i wil do somethin lol
Austin:
alright maybe then he'll give you his e-mail
Rachel:
ya but so far you are meeting my standards lol
Austin:
really? they must be pretty low then
Austin:
I think I'm a pretty crappy catch
Rachel:
what the hell keep dissing me huh? and no you are nice from what i can tell
Austin:
I see well I guess that is your perogative
Rachel:
it is
Rachel:
and i will stick to it
Austin:
though most of my girl friends say that I suck and stuff
Rachel:
that is so mean
Rachel:
:(
Rachel:
okay talk to you tomorrow (ttyt) okay ?
Austin:
alright cya
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