So today, two things:
"How are you, Austin?"
"Oh, I'm slowly emerging from hell."
and in my class today, this girl kim walks into class, looking disoriented for a reason unbeknownst to me and so I decide to add to her state of confusion by demanding loudly,
"Kim, why don't you have children?"
"...What?"
"Kids, why don't you have children?"
"Um, because I'm not pregnant!?"
"NO EXCUSE."
"I'm only 18!"
"NO EXCUSE. 300 years ago, you'd already have 2 or 3 children and have been married for 5 years."
"I haven't even had sex yet, I'm still a virgin!"
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"Oh cool, me too."
END
"How are you, Austin?"
"Oh, I'm slowly emerging from hell."
and in my class today, this girl kim walks into class, looking disoriented for a reason unbeknownst to me and so I decide to add to her state of confusion by demanding loudly,
"Kim, why don't you have children?"
"...What?"
"Kids, why don't you have children?"
"Um, because I'm not pregnant!?"
"NO EXCUSE."
"I'm only 18!"
"NO EXCUSE. 300 years ago, you'd already have 2 or 3 children and have been married for 5 years."
"I haven't even had sex yet, I'm still a virgin!"
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"Oh cool, me too."
END
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