Interesting times.

Interesting times. Time for some point form blogging:

1. According to Jesse John at work, I could be on TV or a voice actor; I have the right kind of charisma for it. Interesting, I think I'd enjoy doing voice overs.
2. I will start using the phrase, "Shh!! Your pain cannot exist in my reality!!" when people or friends try to find some solace from their worlds in me.
3. I've come up with a new phrase for describing straight girls, "She still feeds the cock monster vagina pie."
4. I just got the call this morning and I've just been hired at speed's liqour store in ladner. Craziness. Thing is, I don't know much about booze.
5. No, I don't get discounts.

I guess that's it for now. I'm doing a poetry reading in creative writing today. Wish me luck, world.