The definition of romance for screamo bands:

My first girlfriend and I were absolutely perfect for each other because we were in love and that’s all that matters. But once we discovered that love was actually work, we got really bummed out and decided that the best way to make us feel like we used to was to take up drinking and blow. It didn’t work out though, we both just ended up with various addictions and she eventually left me. Now, in between flying and slashing my wrists with cooking utensils, I write songs about how it’s all her fault and how I’d kill her if I got the chance.